The Lady of the Lake, Nimue: A Very Secret Diary, part 1
Day Candle
Saw lovely mortal princeling child. V. blond and pretty. Want.
Day Vixen
Success! Have stolen lovely princeling! His name is Launcelot. So sweet
and mild! Also: am prettiest mother, like, ever.
Vixen Night
Forgot earlier that mortal children shit themselves and widdle
everywhere. Often. V. v. disgusted. Don't want to think about
this anymore.
Day Oak
Child is v. annoying. Keeps soiling himself and crying for sweeties.
Have shoved him off on lesser maidens for safekeeping. Gave very
inspiring speech re: sacred duty and am most impressed with self. I
rule.
Day Wool
Have taken on sword waving duties. V. boring but does not involve shit.
Improvement.
Day Pumpkin Seed
New duties not as bad as first thought as knights trying to swim in heavy
armor v. amusing. Not sure what the appeal is of fancy sword, but lured
four knights into lake with sword in two days. Am pleased.
Day Opal
Have begun to overhear fancy sword's thoughts. Thinks I am lovely and fair
with skin like wax, etc. V. true, as am goddess. However, not sure if I
approve of pervy swords. Note to self: keep eye on sword.
Day Apple Core
Have found new use for sword: pleasuring self with hilt. Rubies v. cold
and slippery-smooth, bumps most amusing. Stupid swords thinks I'm
polishing it; fear I have ruined it for the other ladies polishing.
Day Saddle Strap
Discovered that all ladies polish swords in such a fashion. Can't believe
was not informed of this earlier. V. put out.
Day Kirtle
Wonder if this is what knights saw in sword. Not sure how that would work
re: anatomy. Must explore further.
Day Oxblood
Oh.
Day Pansy
Most horrid day! Old boyfriend Merlin came with mortal king person and
took sword (and hilt!!) away! Had to keep stiff upper lip being perfect
and fey goddess and all that, but wanted to cry. Other hilts not nearly
so splendid and bumpy. Miss Cali!!
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